Pander's Bad Day

Author: Novacainer

Date: August 20, 2002

by Novacainer
8-20-02
On the mean streets of Basingstoke...
Hey brother, you lookin' for some action?
Drop dead.
What's the matter man? Ain't got the tools for the job?
As soon as I get these flies undone your day's gonna get a whole lot worse!
...like I say, never question the manhood of an off-duty cop who knows Tae Kwon Do.