Broken Hearts and Broken Farts

Author: NowhereMan

Date: November 17, 2002

by NowhereMan
11-17-02
Shh...this is totally serious...
I have something to tell you...
????
Oh my...here it is. The climax...
I'm gay, and I forgot where the portal back to your dimension was...
Well...since we're being honest, I have something to tell you...
¡ !
You're...actually a black kid named Jamal?
I'm so sorry I never told you...