Meanwhile...in a universe parallel to "Self-Ownage"...

Author: NowhereMan

Date: November 17, 2002

by NowhereMan
11-17-02
Attention humans! Prepare to get owned!
You idiot. I'm a chicken, not a human.
You ar—I mean...I knew that! Fool!
Yeah, well explain this: why are you saying "prepare to get owned" when you've fucking destroyed our airplane?
Yeah, he did get owned.
Erm...
That's what I thought. You fucking loser of a robot. You got owned by a chicken.