The Honeymoon's Over

Author: ObiChinchilla

Date: July 31, 2002

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
"Did you walk the dog?"
"Right...about the dog..."
"Newsflash, we don't even -have- a dog."
"Then what's that hairy thing upstairs?"
"Oh, my mother is visiting for a few days while her apartment gets painted."
"No wonder she put up such a fight over the leash."