All comics by ObiChinchilla

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by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
Hi sweety, I'm home!
Damn. The Oompa band and the rest of the party won't be here for another half an hour. Can you come back?
So what's for dinner?

 

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
"Did you walk the dog?"
"Right...about the dog..."
"Newsflash, we don't even -have- a dog."
"Then what's that hairy thing upstairs?"
"Oh, my mother is visiting for a few days while her apartment gets painted."
"No wonder she put up such a fight over the leash."

 

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
Honey, do you want a sandwich?
Are you going to hit me if I say yes?
No, I wanted you to make me one.
I don't have a sandwich, but I can open a can of whoopass.
I'd be afraid if I didn't know that you're too lazy to get off your ass and get the can opener.
Junior, get down here and beat your mother for me.

 

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
Out of my way. I have to go beat mom for dad.
You know she can kill a man with only two fingers, right?
Yes, but I'll have the element of surprise.
Not with BO like that, you won't.
MOOOOOM! Lissy said my BO's so bad I couldn't sneak up on you to beat you!
Pussy.

 

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
"Your offspring are screeching again, did you remember to feed them?"
"I couldn't figure out where you keep the chum."
"What are chum, again?"
"Minnows, I think."
"Oh, right. Mom had those for lunch."
"Junior, cut your Grandma open and feast from her innards."

 

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
I have a little crush on PhreakyChinchilla.
I think it will pass in time.
I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-01-02
You know.. your portrayl of me naked as a little mexican girl was severely off.
Yeah.. I know. I just did it for laughs.
Then you won't mind..if I do this!
Suits you. The mouth size is fairly accurate too.
Shut up, wench.

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-02-02
I like your voice.
Lie.
For some reason, your insecurities make you all the more attractive to me.
Die.
There's nothing about you I don't like.
Try.

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-06-02
I should have kicked his man-raping ass!

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-06-02
Somebody asked me to VC today. I said "VC?" They said "Voice Chat".
I said, "Used to be the only thing VC stood for was those dirty dirty vietnamese." They said "I am vietnamese." I said "Woops."
They said "In fact, my whole family is vietnamese." I said "Really?" Then they cursed at me in vietnamese and left. But still - Voice Chat! Cool!

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-09-02
Drexle, we all love you and wanted to get you something really special for your birthday. PULL!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I'M ALIVE!!! DEAR GOD I'M ALIVE!!!
And there's pie.

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-11-02
The other side of the ranch...
So I say "All we have to do is divert the gravitons away from the rotor turbines and into the reservoir tank."
And what did he say?
Are those tears welling?

 

by ObiChinchilla
8-13-02
Out of my way. I have to go cut nana.
Is that some sort of code?
Yep. Use your skank decoder ring on it and you'll get: "Out the way, bitch"
MOM, JUNIOR CALLED ME A SKANK AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. -smirk-
Shhhh! You're gonna wake nana up, and it's harder to kill her that way! You know how fiesty she gets when leashed!
You are -so- totally lame. Don't you have a dead animal to poke with a stick or something?
Soon.

 

by ObiChinchilla
9-04-02
"Remember when we first got married and we were so into each other?"
"Vaguely. The Electro Shock Therapy hurts my long term memory."
"Yeah, my zoloft is kind of putting a haze over everything too. Did you have a beard or am I thinking of someone else?"
"No, that's the guy who lives in our bathtub."
"That reminds me, he owes me twenty bucks...."
"And tell him to start flushing!"

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