The Honeymoon's Over

Author: ObiChinchilla

Date: July 31, 2002

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
Honey, do you want a sandwich?
Are you going to hit me if I say yes?
No, I wanted you to make me one.
I don't have a sandwich, but I can open a can of whoopass.
I'd be afraid if I didn't know that you're too lazy to get off your ass and get the can opener.
Junior, get down here and beat your mother for me.