The Honeymoon's Over

Author: ObiChinchilla

Date: July 31, 2002

by ObiChinchilla
7-31-02
"Your offspring are screeching again, did you remember to feed them?"
"I couldn't figure out where you keep the chum."
"What are chum, again?"
"Minnows, I think."
"Oh, right. Mom had those for lunch."
"Junior, cut your Grandma open and feast from her innards."