Why the Planter's Peanut isn't as cheerful as he once was

Author: Obishka

Date: April 19, 2003

by Obishka
4-19-03
Dude, how much did you drink last night?
I don't remember. Why?
You seriously don't remember anything? Not even the Planter's Peanut?
Planter's Peanut?
Sic semper tyrannis!
Protect my sweet nuts!