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When you can't think of a plot. Stick to what you know! by Obishka 4-17-03
Dinner is ready! *Humph* Will I ever get laid?	Danny! Get your dinner! It seems so hopeless.	DANNY! Looks like I will just have to masturbate to Mother's yelling again...

 

Why Arabians aren't good at Stand-up by Obishka 4-17-03
*Ahem* Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!	I just flew in from Turkistan...	and boy is there a lot of dead people!

 

How Jake got the clap by Obishka 4-17-03
Danny check out that gorgeous girl by the door!	Ummm........Jake I think you have had to much to drink	You are just jealous I saw her first! Hey hottie!

 

What really happens.... by Obishka 4-17-03
Hey down here!	Smoke me Danny! I'll make your penis grow bigger!	thetruth.com It's......It's......Growing!

 

Why Arabians aren't good at Stand-up 2 by Obishka 4-18-03
Knock Knock... Who's there?	Orange... Orange who?	Orange you glad I didn't crash a plane into you. YOU INFEDELIC WHORE! Boo

 

Why does he watch TV like that!!!! by Obishka 4-18-03
Local Arabian Comedian suspected of crashing planes into buildings...	More on this story and more at 10	.........camera........ Why am I watching TV like Ian?

 

Why Arabians aren't good at Stand-up 3 by Obishka 4-18-03
Two Jews walked into a bar. ...	So the third ducked! ...	Thank you I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses! ...

 

Where Priests look for love by Obishka 4-18-03
Too Goth... HAIL SATAN!!	Too Avril Lavigne He's just a S8R Boi!	Jussst Right! May I see your baby for a minute? Um....

 

Why Pc007 is a slave-banging, hitler-loving queer! by Obishka 4-18-03
So I went on Stripcreator.com the other day...	Ends up Pc007 is stealing my bit.	YOU INFEDELIC PEDORASS!!!

 

Why Pc007 should have been aborted by Obishka 4-19-03
Dude you shouldn't steal Obishka's ideas. "Aw, don't get mad! Hehehe."	Can't you just come up with your own material Hey Danny can I borrow your character in a few of my comics?	*Ugh* I am going to pee in your butt. *eep*

 

Why Jon's mother thought he had scurvy by Obishka 4-19-03
Sup Danny? Jon! What happened to you?	Oh there was this crazy guy on the plane. Wow!	Why didn't you just get on the flight to Washington D.C. you idiot!? Take this plane to Washington D.C. or I'll shoot you in the face!

 

Why the Planter's Peanut isn't as cheerful as he once was by Obishka 4-19-03
Dude, how much did you drink last night? I don't remember. Why?	You seriously don't remember anything? Not even the Planter's Peanut? Planter's Peanut?	Sic semper tyrannis! Protect my sweet nuts!

 

What happens when Jared doesn't read my comics! by Obishka 4-19-03
Hey Jared! Oh God! What do you want?	You should read my comics! Uh... I am um... busy... Looking at DVD Burners... yeah...	http://www.underageasianwhores.net Welcome back Achilles! Click on me to watch me take on 8 black guys. Cum on! Click on my 'little box' and watch me swallow a load... of semen!

 

When you know Easter has lost all meaning by Obishka 4-20-03
As you may already know, this Sunday is a very special holiday.	Celebrated by many people around the world.	Happy 4/20!

 

When Valentines go bad by Obishka 4-20-03
Dear Maurice, Our time together was short but very sweet...	That is why I regret to inform you I have gonorrhea.

 

When jokes get turned into unfunny comics! by Obishka 4-20-03
I want to have sex with your finest whore sir. Yo, fam I gots a perfect ho fo' ya.	What did the leper say to the hooker? Oh yeah! Right there! This guy is hung like a horse......fly.	Keep the tip! !!!

 

When you know a dance fad is dead... by Obishka 4-20-03
To the left!	To the right!	Let me see you Tootsie Roll!

 

Why Gillamonsters aren't good at Stand-up by Obishka 4-20-03
My wife is so fat! How fat is she?	She is so fat I hate sleeping with her! Boo!	No respect. No respect What are you even supposed to be!

 

What Stand-up is like in the bizarro world by Obishka 4-21-03
Check one. Check two. Sibilance	Hello ladies and germs! I just flew in from Portland, Oregon.	Looks like someone ran out of ideas! And boy are my wings tired!

 

What it is like everyday in bizarro world by Obishka 4-21-03
Ma'am, you are under arrest!	I am not going to put your balls in my mouth! I am not going to sodomize you! I love going to church!	I am a good driver and I smell good! I don't look like Gilbert Gottfried!

 

Why Doug Bunny and Raffy Duck never took off by Obishka 4-21-03
Duck season Rabbit season!	Rabbit season Duck season! Fire!	We are going to get sued

 

Where Mario would be if he just stayed a plumber by Obishka 4-21-03
It's a me Mario! Coming!	What-a you want? I have a bowel disorder and I clogged my toliet again.	... I just goomba'd my pants.

 

What things would be like if Moira Quirk were retarted by Obishka 4-21-03
Let's get the offical time from Mo'. Mo?	Pachooie Chomp! Pachooie Chooie Chomp!	Um...Let's just skip straight to the Aggro Crag!

 

Why I never try to fix anyone's cars by Obishka 4-22-03
Your car is fine Jonathan...	Horace, when I said I wanted you to check under my hood, I didn't mean my car... Well, what did you mean?	MY FORESKIN!!!

 

What gynecologists dread.........yet love to eat! by Obishka 4-22-03
Oh dear. What is wrong doctor? What is wrong with my vagina?	It appears to be a yeast infection. A yeast infection? How did I get that?	Well, you have been using french bread as a tampoon... Well they absorb spaghetti sauce so well!

 

Why Cats and Super Gay Robots always make the best villians by Obishka 4-23-03
Who are you!? I am Blonde. James Blonde.	Well Mr. Blonde, you'll never be able to stop my super gay robot race. ...	I want to feel you on the inside. Ahhhhh!

 

Why I never watched All That by Obishka 4-23-03
Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order? I'll have an order of Good Nuggets	That'll be 8 bucks. 8 dollars for Good Nuggets!? That is ridiculous! I am leaving!	Is it true? Is it true? Orange soda I love you!

 

Why I like real girls and not gay cartoon porn by Obishka 4-23-03
I am here for the movie audition. Excellent. You'll do just nicely.	What kind of movie is it? Well, we are making a japanese cartoon porno made with real actors.	Why can't Japanese people just get off on big boobs?

 

Why Boehm is going to hell by Obishka 4-24-03
Dude, did you hear about my neighbor? No, what about him?	He was molested by his mother and father, so they had to take him away and put him in a foster home right by me! That is so sad!	You know what is funny though? He has got more action than you have! You are going to hell.

 

Why Jesus hates Clippy from Microsoft Office too by Obishka 4-24-03
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! What is wrong there Jesus?	There is a nail stuck in my paw Sorry Jesus, the only thing I can do is ask you if you want to save or not, or show you how to add headers/footers.	I hate you Clippy! At least I don't wear gaudy underwear!

 

Why Jesus's aren't good at Stand-up by Obishka 4-24-03
Hello, my brothers and sisters!	Why did the blonde go to church?	She heard there was a guy hung like this! Get it? My hands they are far apart... Hung... me... she thought I had a long penis...blondes are sluts! Thank you!

 

Why Jon renounced Judaism by Obishka 4-24-03
Hey Tom! What are you doing? I am making a scat porn website.	Oh yeah? I am going to use that 'Poo_fountain.jpg' as the background and the song in the background will be Scatman by Scatman John.	http://www.Scat's_Meow.net I'm the Scatman! Boo Boo Diddly Bop!

 

Why THE END IS NIGH! by Obishka 8-31-03
Wow. I just heard that Arnold Swartzanegger is running for governor of California.	This is a man who said "I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."	Well he's in to politics now. So what does that say about our survival? Running the biggest state in the country is about as hard as getting dressed. Where are my pants?

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