What it is like everyday in bizarro world

Author: Obishka

Date: April 21, 2003

by Obishka
4-21-03
Ma'am, you are under arrest!
I am not going to put your balls in my mouth! I am not going to sodomize you!
I love going to church!
I am a good driver and I smell good!
I don't look like Gilbert Gottfried!