LOtCC: The Fellowship of Teh St00pid

Author: OnyxBlackWolf

Date: September 1, 2003

by OnyxBlackWolf
9-01-03
THE QUEST BEGINS!
Hurry up Grandma Torin! You're in the front to pave the way QUICKLY. I SAID QUICKLY GODDAMIT!
I thought I was in the front so that if any monsters attack us, they kill me while you run away.
In the middle of the group
Man this is gonna suck, I hafta move you EVERYWHERE.
That's cause I'm a goddamed pile of ash you fuckwit! Now pick me back up and lets keep moving! You're spilling my goddamed legs all over the place!
Thankfully we reach the end of the group...
Que habla en español va a conseguir rápido VERDADERO aburrido verdadero.
YOU ARE TELLING ME. HURRY UP AND DIE BY MONSTER INGESTION ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BITCHING.