Great Moments in History

Author: Oxy_the_Moron

Date: May 22, 2006

by Oxy_the_Moron
5-22-06
Welcome to Coach Dunn's 4A class...
Today, I'm going to tell you the importance of history in our lives. How many have you have ever touched a hot stove once? ...Alright, that's most of you. Twice?
...home to a great many morons...
Wow, that's still more than half of you...but surely no one has touched a hot stove more than three times, right?
...but with a few lapses of sanity.
Micheal, he's dead.
The shock must've given him a heart attack...