Women Suck

Author: Ozzfest

Date: January 25, 2004

by Ozzfest
1-25-04
It was a typical party night at ONU
Hi My name is 'Pretentious Bitch with a notion of getting alcohol and getting laid by some random guy tonight!'
*very inebriated* Hey, My name is Mike, what's yours?
Hi! You seem like a mean guy. Wanna fuck?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan is working! I guess there is truth to the statement that assholes get girls!
Conclusion...
What the fuck dude? I just want to drink. Fuck women.
Yeah. The only reason guys invite girls to parties is to get laid.