Connection Reset By Beer (Another night at ONU)

Author: Ozzfest

Date: January 25, 2004

by Ozzfest
1-25-04
All names have been changed to avoid persecution and ostracization
Dude, did you see Dave? He was fucking trashed last night.
Yeah, I did man, it was nuts.
I'll see you later dude!
Why am I the only black guy at this school? What was the point of celebrating MLK Day when there are 5 black people at this school.
Dave wakes up a few hours later
OH, NOW I REMEMBER!!! I PLAY FOOSBALL!
Where are my pants?