Extra Crispy Popcorn

Author: Ozzfest

Date: January 26, 2004

by Ozzfest
1-26-04
Early one morning at ONU, someone burns yet another bag of popcorn. The fire alarm is triggered and panic ensues.
Man, it's fucking cold out here.
Yeah dude. Whoever pulled the fucking fire alarm needs to die irl.
I bet he burnt the popcorn. That motherfucker lives in Park Hall...
I wonder if he knows how I truly feel about him. After all, I do have a gay roommate...Maybe it's rubbing off on me?
These are all inside jokes...yeah
Get the FUCK away from me, bitch!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!! HE KNOWS!!!