FTC 21: Humor Sold Separately

Author: Ozzfest

Date: February 2, 2004

by Ozzfest
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...And that's when I said "That's not a pizza, that's my wife."
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!