Evil Cheese #7 - Misandrogyny

Author: PDragon616

Date: January 15, 2003

by PDragon616
1-15-03
Bob spots a person in briefs and spandex tights at a Christmas party...
Sayyy... she's pretty cute.
He suavely moves in despite her indeterminate gender...
Hey baby, what's your name?
My name's "Penny" you handsome thing.
And soon realizes he will be adding something to his list of resolutions for the new year...
Oh... is that short for "Penelope"?
No, it's short for "penectomy". Oh is that mistletoe overhead?