Evil Cheese #8 - Withered Testicles

Author: PDragon616

Date: January 15, 2003

by PDragon616
1-15-03
Bob guzzles soda at the superbowl party...
What are you drinking?
Fountain Glew, baby! WHOO!!! DO THE GLEW!!
Did you know "The Glew" contains brominated vegetable oil? A substance known to cause liver disorder? Kidney disorder? Thyroid disorder? Brain disorder?
*Glug* Nope. _____________ *Shlurp* So? _____________ *Burp* Don't care. _____________ *Gulp* *shrug* _____________ *Glug* I don't give a rat's ass, Sheila.
Sheila learns: "Men have different priorities." Bob learns: "Always read the ingredients."
Withered testicles?
*CHOKE* *SPLUT* *SPLUTTER* Fountain Glew will shrink my nads?