Evil Cheese #11 - Voice Recognition

Author: PDragon616

Date: January 17, 2003

by PDragon616
1-17-03
Dan Installs MS Voice Recognition
Step 382: click on the system control panel a few times and try not to think about what you'd rather be doing.
*zerp* *bleep* *floop*
Several hours (and reboots) later...
Done, finally.
*ping* Microsnot Voice Recognition Installed. Thank you for purchasing our prod-- Windoze is running low on memory, please try closing some applications.
Maybe your computer shouldn't always know what you're saying.
Piece of shit!
Blow me. It's not my fault you didn't buy enough RAM. Don't worry, I have your credit card number, and have ordered some SIMMs. I *assume* you know how to install them, yes?