All comics by PancakeCity

 

by PancakeCity
10-17-07
Come on! Let's fight.
Sure.
Um...you were supposed to say 'No' and make me feel big about myself.
Fine. I'll beat myself up.
OH GOD! Chen!
At least one of us feels more than a slab of fat now.

 

by PancakeCity
10-17-07
What'cha reading?
"A Brief History of Time". I want to find out if there is a way to close singularities that pop up next to you and won't go away.
Neat! What's the singularity?
...
Oh. Well excuuuuuse me.
Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel

 

by PancakeCity
10-18-07
Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
What do you think they're doing up there?
Probably something fun.

 

by PancakeCity
10-30-07
Where have you been?
I don't know what you are talking about.
I sent you to Earth to spread the gospel of peace and atone for man's sins. Yet they're still fighting each other. A lot.
Look, these things take time. I'm down there every day.
Every day, huh? So I guess my omniscient sense of awareness is wrong about the space helmet.
They nailed me to a cross my last visit. Sorry for wanting to do a little recon from near-Earth orbit before dipping my toe in the pool again.

 

by PancakeCity
10-30-07
You've been in orbit for over two-thousand years doing "recon"?
I'm waiting for a good opportunity. I'm like a panther. Ready to strike. Grrr!
You need to get down there NOW. Before it's too late.
Fine. It's not going to go well though.
One week later...
Welcome to Gitmo! Sure you don't want to talk?
For the last time, I'm not a terrorist. I have a beard and robes because I'm JESUS. Why do people keep doing this to me?

 

by PancakeCity
11-04-07
Hello, human. Two million years ago, I modified your species' DNA in hope that, one day, you would become capable of understanding the wonders we have to offer.
EEE-EEE-OOO-EEE!
What? You don't even have words yet?
OOO-EEE-OOO.
Nice job with the intelligent design, Klaxon.
I don't understand what happened. They haven't even left the forest.

 

by PancakeCity
11-04-07
Take me to your leader.
You mean the figurehead? He'll be home at 6.
Take me to your leader.
Pope-mobile, coming right up!
YOU'RE the leader?
Course I am. See my belt buckle? PRES-I-DENT. That means I'm the President. I got it from Sears. It's a good store. I peered into its soul, and saw my belt buckle. It was shiny, so I took it. Heh heh

 

by PancakeCity
2-27-08
Get in the trashcan or I'll shoot!
I don't get it.
This is a false statement. Now dance!
Um, I am a warbler bird?
Dada is on the other side of the world, trashcan boy.
Dude, I just want to sleep.

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