Take me to your cliche

Author: PancakeCity

Date: November 4, 2007

by PancakeCity
11-04-07
Take me to your leader.
You mean the figurehead? He'll be home at 6.
Take me to your leader.
Pope-mobile, coming right up!
YOU'RE the leader?
Course I am. See my belt buckle? PRES-I-DENT. That means I'm the President. I got it from Sears. It's a good store. I peered into its soul, and saw my belt buckle. It was shiny, so I took it. Heh heh