All comics by Papacharino_Nanadan

 

Newbie suckers
"Thankyou for your $20 subscription to IGN Insider. We are closing shop and moving to Hawaii!! We are 3l33t and you are a virgin!~!! Ha!!"
Want to Cyber?
3l33t h4X0rZ
Honey, seeing as she's staying over, is it okay with you if my best friend joins us tonight?
Haha! Andariel's got no chance against my Level 24 Necromancer. And I've got60% poison resist switched on too!
Industry Saps and Steve O'Leary
Look what I can do!

 

YOU STUPID ASS COCK-JOCKEY! WHADDAYA MEAN THE GAME DOESN'T HAVE ANTI-ALIASING? I'VE GOT THE DAMNED THING AND I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU!
Let's meet then. im 3l33t. Kick ur ass, I will
That weekend...
Man that was awesome
Yeah, but the movie's gonna blow
See? I told you it had anti-aliasing. Now bow down before my godly 3l33tn355
Fuck you and die cockroach shit.

 

I'm sorry, Sir, we cancelled your Gold Card after three large purchases were made against it. We were worried somebody had stolen it.
That's ridiculous. Isn't the point of having a $30,000 credit limit the fact that I'm at liberty to spend that amount?
We had your best interests at heart, Sir. Don't worry, Sir, you can just reapply for a new one.
Somehow I doubt the extra application fee and $5 over-the-counter fee for this conversation is in my best interests. You guys are just a bunch of saps!
....
Fuck you.

 

I'm impressed. Per-pixel shading, specular light effects, multiple light sources casting real-time shadows against all the debris flying in the air - this beats the crap out of anything I've seen!
*Bzzt wooraaaaangg!*
Dude, when's the last time you actually enjoyed a game?
Fuck off, fanboy.
Graphics whore
Why am I surrounded by morons who can't appreciate the effort that's gone into crafting these fine visuals...?

 

Listen, this job just isn't right for me. You're not hiring any new staff like you promised, the work is stacking up, and I'm not getting the training I need.
Well why didn't you say so? I'm always here to help when you need it. Here, I'll even give you a raise.
Well, that's not exactly what I was after. I mean, I still do need help, you know. But are things going to get better in this office?
Sure they are! Just stick it out a while longer. I'm sure you'll get used it it by then.
Two weeks later...
Hey Maura, just FYI your 2 month probation period just expired, so according to the employment contract you'll be bound to our office for two years. Cheers! - Clango.
I want to die.

 

Honey, why are we even here? I thought we're supposed to be on a tight budget.
Sucker

 

Honey, I thought we were supposed to be on a tight budget. What are we doing in this fashion store?
But look at all these specials. Armani, Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent... I've got about $3000 worth of clothes here for just $800!
We'll save more money by not spending that $800. Can you promise you won't buy anymore clothes for a year?
I'll do better. How about I give you a night of wild, passionate lovemaking tonight? I'll let you put it anywhere you want.
Sucker.
Sucker.

 

Pong! Was that you??
A swift kick under the table and...
...another embarrassment at the dinner table is averted.
Oh. Sorry. That was me. S'cuse me.

 

Hi, I'd like to withdraw eighty bucks from my bank account.
Sir, it's actually cheaper to do that from the automatic teller machine. Here, you get charged five dollars for over-the-counter service.
Okay... thanks for the tip. But between you and me, pal, aren't you worried about being made redundant by all this automation?
I'm not sure what you mean, sir...
The bank will get rid of you because it's cheaper to run machines than pay your wages. The entire service will be run by, you know, robots and stuff.
[System Error 404: Boy knows too much. Run joke sub-routine 112 + chuckle = polite]

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