Bargain hunting

Author: Papacharino_Nanadan

Date: June 24, 2001

Honey, I thought we were supposed to be on a tight budget. What are we doing in this fashion store?
But look at all these specials. Armani, Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent... I've got about $3000 worth of clothes here for just $800!
We'll save more money by not spending that $800. Can you promise you won't buy anymore clothes for a year?
I'll do better. How about I give you a night of wild, passionate lovemaking tonight? I'll let you put it anywhere you want.
Sucker.
Sucker.