Job security can suck.

Author: Papacharino_Nanadan

Date: June 24, 2001

Listen, this job just isn't right for me. You're not hiring any new staff like you promised, the work is stacking up, and I'm not getting the training I need.
Well why didn't you say so? I'm always here to help when you need it. Here, I'll even give you a raise.
Well, that's not exactly what I was after. I mean, I still do need help, you know. But are things going to get better in this office?
Sure they are! Just stick it out a while longer. I'm sure you'll get used it it by then.
Two weeks later...
Hey Maura, just FYI your 2 month probation period just expired, so according to the employment contract you'll be bound to our office for two years. Cheers! - Clango.
I want to die.