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by Paulie_Pockets
2-17-05
Honey, I'm home. What's for dinner?
I couldn't come up with anything, so it's sardines with a can of Campbell's soup dumped over it. And a baked sea cucumber. I went out with Flipper's wife today to Seabed Bath and Beyond, and guess
what I saw there? One of those little barnacle things to go on top of the dresser. I thought it would be pretty but it was 25 clams and I just didn't feel like spending the money and do you know what
Oh, fuck. I've inadvertently opened up the goddamn floodgates.
she said? She said she got the best Krill latte ever so we had to go get one and it was soooooooo good. And did you notice that the laundry is put away? So how was your day?
Not fucking long enough.

 

by Paulie_Pockets
2-17-05
Another round over here, waiter! So what's up Bruce?
Goddammit, everything Jack. Skipper won't stop babbling. Her whole stupid family hates me. Fucking remoras won't leave me alone.
Every goddamn night it's fucking sardines for dinner. Sometimes I think you're lucky that you're a single fish not normally included in my diet.
I almost bit a fucking hook the other day.
I knew he wouldn't be able to relate. Asshole.

 

by Paulie_Pockets
2-17-05
What are you looking at on the Internet?
Jesus and Beezle
Jesus and Beezle? I've never heard of them. Who are they? What's that? It looks like Satan and Jesus on the cross!!!!!!
It is. It's really funny, don't worry.
THAT'S HORRIBLE! You shouldn't be looking at stuff like that! There's nothing funny about that! That's awful!
Christ, she never gets it...

 

by Paulie_Pockets
2-18-05
Hey, Neptune. What's up?
What the...? How did you know I was here??
I'm a shark, remember? I can taste you coming. And it's not pleasant, believe me.
Huh???
And those fried anenomes you had at 2 o'clock this morning? Go easy on them. Lots of carbs.
Wha?? How did..?? Okay now you're freaking me out.

 

by Paulie_Pockets
2-18-05
Nothing like scaring the shit out of some innocent beachgoers on a Sunday afternoon.
Cool! A shark!
Boo!
Check out this shark!
Haven't you ever seen Jaws you little shit?
Wanna sardine?

 

by Paulie_Pockets
2-23-05
Hunter S. Thompson
1936-2005
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Rest in peace, Good Doctor.
Mahalo

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