Skipper and Bruce

Author: Paulie_Pockets

Date: February 17, 2005

by Paulie_Pockets
2-17-05
Another round over here, waiter! So what's up Bruce?
Goddammit, everything Jack. Skipper won't stop babbling. Her whole stupid family hates me. Fucking remoras won't leave me alone.
Every goddamn night it's fucking sardines for dinner. Sometimes I think you're lucky that you're a single fish not normally included in my diet.
I almost bit a fucking hook the other day.
I knew he wouldn't be able to relate. Asshole.