Pax Cheddar Cheese: #8 - Why Christmas sucks

Author: Paxachu

Date: July 26, 2002

by Paxachu
7-26-02
Ho, ho, ho...Merrrrry Christmas....ho, ho, ho.
Hey Santa...I think we better have a little talk.
Who are you?
Christ...Jesus Christ...you know, the reason for the season. Now best step off you commercized buffoon, Christmas is -my- turf.
To be continued...
Oh yeah, you and what army? You cant even move your hands, they're nailed to a timber.
I don't need hands to kick your ass, now get going before I shove this cross up your ass!