Pax Cheddar Cheese: #10 - Why Christmas sucks (Part III)

Author: Paxachu

Date: July 26, 2002

by Paxachu
7-26-02
The war over Christmas dragged out into a bloody stalemate...
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
When I get done, they'll only need a mop and bucket to clean up your remains!
The battle only ending when both realized they had missed Christmas...
Oh crap, Christmas has been over for almost a week now! My old lady is going to kill me...gotta run!
Damn, I'm running late for that New Years party now. I gotta score me some loving.
The real losers in the fight were the poor kids whose parents had to make do with last minute gifts. The End.
Hey Billy, how do you like the new toy Santa brought you this year?
I think I pointed it the wrong way...do we have any Band-Aids mom?