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| So I hear you and Jesus were supposed to be an "item", but things went sour at the last second. What happened? | |
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| Well he promised to tie me to the bed and sweep me away in a torrent of lust, but he couldn't pry his hands off that board. | |
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| Well I'm not attached to any lumber, but I do have wood. Why don't I be your "Personal Jesus" and rock your world? | |
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| Well, I'm not getting any younger. I'm 14 going on 39, I can hear my biological clock ticking away. Let's get on with it. | |
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| Wow, now if only you were Asian, then this would be perfect... | |
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| Yeah, yeah, and if only you were human, then this would be perfect. Now less talking and more ravishing! | |
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