I missed my 50th, so lets PARTAY now!

Author: Pc007

Date: January 2, 2004

by Pc007
1-02-04
"'Twas The Moment of the Partay, and all through the house, not a creature was quiet, not even a blouse, I mean not even a mouse."
So...you're the guard that smites and/or slaughters those who try to escape my "Partay!"
"Arabian Roosters had breeded in the party house, making it impossible, to keep your blouse...uhhh, I mean your quarters."
Im telling you, Arabian Rooster, I dont have change for the vending machine, I spent it on a Mountain Dew!
"Link and Harry Potter were on a date with eachother, making it impossible to keep on their blouses, I mean boxers, yeah."
So, what do you do for a living?
I kill Dursleys, temperarily stop Voldemort, and suck Dumbledore's dick.