Gritty Grampa

Author: Picasho

Date: August 19, 2001

by Picasho
8-19-01
It was a usual morning as Gramps had lost his way once again while looking for his old still. However, on this day he met a stranger.
Now where in tarnation is that there still. I gots to have me a taste o' corn. Hey, maybe that there chap has seen it.
Excuse me sonny, could you help an old man out? Can't you hear me talking to you? Can't you hear me? I say, CAN YOU HEAR ME??? Dang fool can't hear me. Well, that fool can just kiss my grits.
Dang it all... he could hear me.