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"Daddy, who is Picasho?", asked one little girl. "No one really knows", replied her father, "but it has been told that if you say his name out loud three times, a wish will be granted for you." With a nervous excitement the little girl slowly spoke the name. Seconds after her third utterance...her wish came true!

Gritty Grampa

by Picasho
8-19-01

It was a usual morning as Gramps had lost his way once again while looking for his old still. However, on this day he met a stranger.


	Now where in tarnation is that there still. I gots to have me a taste o' corn. Hey, maybe that there chap has seen it.


	Excuse me sonny, could you help an old man out? Can't you hear me talking to you? Can't you hear me? I say, CAN YOU HEAR ME??? Dang fool can't hear me. Well, that fool can just kiss my grits.


	Dang it all... he could hear me.

Little Ling Ling - "Friends"

by Picasho
8-20-01


	I reckon I ought to tell you, Little Ling Ling - in case I was to get killed or die or somethin' - that you is the bestest friend I got.


	Me like you friend too.


	Hell you know girl, lotta people just don't understand me. But, you never call me bitch or whore or even scumface and I got that tattooed on my arm..


	Me call you Kaka, meaning friend of Little Ling Ling.


	Thanks Ling Ling, for not being a self-righteous hypocrite. You accept people for who they are and not for just how they smell. I hope we can stay friends forever.


	Me like you long time.

Gritty Grampa - "Moonshine Mule"

by Picasho
8-20-01

Gritty Grampa has set out once again to find his old still. However, this time his friend Geezer comes along.


	Dang Nammit Geezer, I ain't never gonna remember where's I put that old still of mine.


	Don't give it no mind, Gritty. I brought along some of mine own squeezins. I call it the Moonshine Mule. Go ahead and takes you a taste.


	Yee haw Geezer, gimme a swig of that there shine! Hot Damn, that there's got some kick! Just like an old mule, hee hee hee.


	Oh hell, everythings spinning round like a snake in the hen house. Feels like that mule done kicked me in the head...WHOAAAAA!!!!


	Now I know why you call it Moonshine Mule. Hey, Geezer where'd you go? That dang fool done left me here alone with this pink donkey.


	NOW he knows why I call it Moonshine Mule.

Little Ling Ling - "The Walk"

by Picasho
8-20-01

Little Ling Ling goes for a walk in the park and learns a valuable lesson along the way.


	Me love to go for walk. Everything so beautiful. Me love sky. Me love grass. Me love trees. Me only NOT love squirrels. They might bite Ling Ling.


	Ohhhh... me now see a squirrel. Me now scared! Go away you mean and very bad squirrel.


	Do not be afraid little girl. I am a nice squirrel. Not all squirrels are bad. Do not jump too quickly to judge something as bad. Would you like to nibble on one of my nuts?


	Me love squirrels long time.

The Invisible Comic "Faces"

by Picasho
8-20-01


	Thank you, thank you... I am the invisible comic. If you don't like what you see... then blame whatever the hell is behind me.


	For my next bit I would like to show you some really funny looking faces. But, I'll first need someone to place a mirror behind me.


	Hey, it's funnier then you think. Take a look at the person sitting next to you. You'll see why they put that strange in the word stranger?

The Invisible Comic - "Looks"

by Picasho
8-20-01


	Hey, I LIKE an audience who doesn't laugh. That way you can at least hear me. There isn't much to see with an invisible comic.


	Allow to discribe my looks to you interested ladies in the audience... I'm invisible... which isn't all that bad is it, ladies?


	If we make love, you won't even have to close your eyes to think of another man.

The Invisible Comic - "magic"

by Picasho
8-20-01


	I'm not only an invisible comic, I'm also an invisible MAGICIAN.


	This trick is for all of you who didn't like my act...


	Ta - Da... I just made two invisible birds appear for you.

Bobo the Magic Clown

by Picasho
8-20-01

Ladies and Gentlemen... we now introduce to you... Bobo the Magic Clown.

This is Bobo's ONE and ONLY performance because he only knows how to say one Magic Word...

The one that makes himself disappear forever.


	Abra-Ca-Dum-Dum

Gritty Grampa - "Time"

by Picasho
10-11-12

It's been eleven long years, and yet Gritty Grampa still hasn't found his old Moonshine Still.


	Dagnammit all the dang Years I've lost... I've looked and I've looked and I've looked... and I just can't find that dang old still. What's an Old Man to DO?


	Treasure the time.


	Well, what the? Who in the? Did you say something to me?


	Time is your treasure. A treasure more precious than gold, for not even gold can buy you another hour. Still, each day you are given 24 hours and how you spend them is up to you.


	Where are you going?


	Hot Dang! There's still time to find that old Moonshine Still!

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