Gritty Grampa - "Moonshine Mule"

Author: Picasho

Date: August 20, 2001

by Picasho
8-20-01
Gritty Grampa has set out once again to find his old still. However, this time his friend Geezer comes along.
Dang Nammit Geezer, I ain't never gonna remember where's I put that old still of mine.
Don't give it no mind, Gritty. I brought along some of mine own squeezins. I call it the Moonshine Mule. Go ahead and takes you a taste.
Yee haw Geezer, gimme a swig of that there shine! Hot Damn, that there's got some kick! Just like an old mule, hee hee hee.
Oh hell, everythings spinning round like a snake in the hen house. Feels like that mule done kicked me in the head...WHOAAAAA!!!!
Now I know why you call it Moonshine Mule. Hey, Geezer where'd you go? That dang fool done left me here alone with this pink donkey.
NOW he knows why I call it Moonshine Mule.