The Confused Capers of Charlie the Alley-Cat

Author: Pilch

Date: July 16, 2003

by Pilch
7-16-03
Greetings, Earthling. We come in pieces.
Er...no you don't.
Hostility! That's it, human! You leave me with no choice but destroy your pathetic race!
Er...no you don't.
You seem to have mistaken the second person narrative for the first person.
Are I calling you a fool? It will be I who said pieces instead of peace, mother!