The Trouble With Slang

Author: Pilch

Date: July 17, 2003

by Pilch
7-17-03
Hello friend. Any change for the needy?
Oy oy, mate! Looks like you're life's gone a bit Pete Tong! How do you get up the apples and pears in that tuna tin?
Yes, apples, pears and tuna would be most appreciated.
are you elephant's trunk, mate? I didn't offer you splutterin' and coughin'!
Do you have any money or not?
Snot? You're sick!