What would you do?

Author: Pilch

Date: July 17, 2003

by Pilch
7-17-03
Yeah, hello. You actually have only 4 minutes to live, believe it or not.
Woah, dude! Have you been smoking the wacky backy?
On the contrary, no. So what are you going to do with the last 3 minutes and 50 seconds of your life.
Hey shut up, man! You're stinkin' up my air! For the next 4 minutes I'm gonna finish my beer. Then I'm going to the movies for a couple of hours.
Just under four minutes later...
Fool.