$-Rich-Uncle-Helmut-$-(#1)

Author: Pirate_Dave

Date: April 4, 2001

by Pirate_Dave
4-04-01
Donkey, I have a new plan to win Zoe Day's love!
Oh, PLEASE let me hear your BRILLIANT plan, Helmut, since it's so OBVIOUSLY not going to fail!
Donkey are you being sarcastic? That's sort of out of character for you...
Huh? Did that come out sounding sarcastic? I was serious.
Well anyway, here's my plan: If I were rich, Zoe would like me!
For gosh sakes, Helmut! That's not even a real plan! Maybe I SHOULD have been sarcastic!