$-Rich-Uncle-Helmut-$-(#4)

Author: Pirate_Dave

Date: April 4, 2001

by Pirate_Dave
4-04-01
Wow! It sure is WHITE here in the whitehouse! I hope I don't get lost!
BRACKLE!
There it is! I found the goose that lays golden eggs! LITERALLY! Ha ha! That was a funny thing for me to say! I can't wait to tell Donkey my funny joke! Won't he be pleased!
Woo-ie! Dang! Ah'm a hopelessly inaccurate Texas stereotype ov da presydent! An' it looks as if I gots me a new filly fer me horse ranch!
I'm a boy donkey. Fillies are girl horses.