$-Rich-Uncle-Helmut-$-(#7)

Author: Pirate_Dave

Date: April 4, 2001

by Pirate_Dave
4-04-01
Now that you're rich, I'm in love with you, Helmut!
Goody!!! My plan worked!!! Er, I mean... that's nice.
Kiss me!
Oh boy! Just let me turn off the television first!
What th'?!
And here's president Bush with his new pet donkey that he stole from an ugly smelly homeless man who nobody liked anyway.