Mirror-rorriM #3

Author: Pirate_Dave

Date: January 18, 2001

by Pirate_Dave
1-18-01
Neal, we're all very concerned about all the time you're spending in front of the mirror, so we all pitched in and got you a $20 whore to get you away from that damn thing.
Here I am.
Hey there, sweet thang!
I'm not one to tell you how to spend your money, but this is usually easier if we're facing each other.
I wasn't talking to YOU, I was talking to my reflection, you stupid whore.