Mirror-rorriM #1

Author: Pirate_Dave

Date: January 10, 2001

by Pirate_Dave
1-10-01
Who's that handsome young man in the mirror? Why it's ME! Damn, I'm hot! It's a good thing I'm not gay or I'd be all over me!
Oh, crap! I didn't realize how bad my complexion was. I should bathe more often.