Where does junk mail come from?

Author: PoopWiper22

Date: May 5, 2001

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Hmm, it's from Publishers Clearing House. It says we have a chance to win 8.2 Billion dollars within a week's time!
What does the fine print say?
It says here, 'You have a better chance of having your nut sac torn off by a barbed totem pole falling down onto you than winning this money'.
See, I told you. You never can win those things.
Wait a minute! Are you saying that you actually COULD be mutilated in such a way?