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by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Zang Kwai Toog! I am the ancient dragon god of the eastern chinese people!
Ohh! Do you have any magical powers that can help me complete my destiny through the castle of Zarkania??
No, actually I dont.
Oh.
Fuck you then, what the hell am I talking to you for.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Somewhere in Vietnam...
Hey, its about time, come here you fuckin' piece of poon' bitch! I'm going to make mince meat out of your ass passage!
Okay.
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
No really.
Okay.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Hey Bob. Did you hear on the news? Some guy was having sex with this whore, and they were like doing it doggy - style, but then he found out that she was like, this robot android thing.
Then these dual razors protruded out of her rectum and pierced a hole in his penis causing him to lose all his blood and die.
Geez, you aren't very responsive.
I'm a dog standing on his hind legs wearing a shirt and striped briefs, what the fuck to you expect?

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Hey Bob, wanna see this new trick I learned?
Sure thing.
* Swivel! *
Neat, huh?
Yeah.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
On their coffee break...
Ok, time for a reality check! Who's the most powerful, all mighty being on the face of this frikkin Earth! ME ME ME! Jesus the fucking destroyer!
How 'bout you?
I'm a dog on a ball. The ball has a stripe on it.
DAMNIT! YOU ALWAYS WIN!
Can't argue with the facts, man.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Well, it sure does suck a lot being nailed to this post. I ought to make the best of it, I gues.
** HOP! **
Ur-ahh!
* fall! *
OH GOD DAMNIT!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Hey Jesus! I know you are like all mighty and strong and powerful and really smart and stuff, so I was wondering if you could answer a question I had.
Go ahead.
Well, you know like when you roll on your back, and it fells like you are farting, but its like air is going into your ass, and its like your breathing up your ass, and, well, what the is that?

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Say sir, do you got a buck to spare? I'm homeless and out of a job.
Sure thing, it's always nice to lend a helping hand.
Gee golly gosh mister, thanks!
Oh, and by the way, I used that dollar bill to wipe my hemhoroid infected ass.
GROSS!
Heh, poor people are stupid!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
I AM THE BLUE ALIEN SOLDIER! I HAVE COME FOR YOUR BLOOD AS A SPECIMEN FOR RESEARCH ON MY PLANET!
Over my dead body, mother fucker!
SO BE IT, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EXTERMINATE THE SPECIMEN!
I'd like to see you try!
* POW! *
}{ TOO! }{

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Get out of my way you stupid whorish asian girl and GO TO HELL!
* sob sob *
Get out of my way you punk ass cowboy and GO TO HELL!
* waaa! *
Get out of my way you dumb... red.. guy and GO TO HELL!
* Sniff sniff *.... hey wait a second!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Oh yeah, that chick is getting pummeled by that guy! Heh heh, the internet kicks ass! Oh shit, here comes dad!
* Uhh Uhh *
A few minutes later...
Son? Son where are you? Hmm, what have we got here?
* Give it to me, harder, HARDER! *
Holy crap! I haven't seen this much action in 15 years! Heh heh, the internet kicks ass!
* OH YEAH, YEESSSSS! *

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
Like I was saying, the key elements to riding a bull consists of holding on tight and having good agility. You also have to have to understand the bull's mentality in order to interpret the bull.
eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEWW
Anyway, I gotta go. I have to polish my stirrups.
?
KABOOM!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Hmm, it's from Publishers Clearing House. It says we have a chance to win 8.2 Billion dollars within a week's time!
What does the fine print say?
It says here, 'You have a better chance of having your nut sac torn off by a barbed totem pole falling down onto you than winning this money'.
See, I told you. You never can win those things.
Wait a minute! Are you saying that you actually COULD be mutilated in such a way?

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
Ah ha ha ha ha! Holy shit that's hilarious!
Funny fucker.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-05-01
So, here is Jesus Christ, a big asshole.. I mean our all powerful lord and savior of the shitty.. I mean beautiful planet Earth. So Jesus, what can you say about your time on the cross?
You know, I've learned a lot during my time. You have to accept society for what it is, and you cant change the way people are. It's like I'm up here, and there is still war and famine...
Yeah, uh huh, sure.
... and I'm just wondering, why go through the trouble if you arent going to accomplish anything. I think this whole thing was a big mistake from the start.
Riighht... yeah, uh-huh. * snicker *
Wait a minute........ SCREW YOU!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-06-01
One day at the Drive Thru...
Hi, can I take your order please?
*kkzz* Yeah, hello, I'd like a Taco Supreme, 2 Mexican Pizza's, and a Medium Pepsi. *ktzt*
There's just one problem, ma'am.
*krzk* What's that? *kgkz*
This is a McDonalds.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-06-01
..And now back to the Trinity Broadcasting Network, your 24 hour station for praisin' the lord. It's now time for our 5 o'clock special, "Singing hymns in countries that dont even speak English."
Oh lordy lord! You helped me through the hardest times oh oh yes! Hmm hmmm yeah yeah yeah *Choir: Yeah! Yeah! Praise Him Yeah!*
I would change the channel, but my hands are nailed to this fucking cross.
Translator: A laka shaka, koooba baka click click maka shookah! Blak Blak MooslyegIi! Yip yip yip yip!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-06-01
I hate to break it to you man, but commiting suicide is a felony.
Please tell me this isn't happening.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-06-01
Hey, if it isn't the unholy ass hole himself.
Hey, I may be the most hated being in the entire universe, but at least it can move my arms and legs around.
FUCK YOU!
Ha ha ha!

 

by PoopWiper22
5-07-01
Hey Bobby! Want to go to the mall with me?
No thanks, Zwee Wong.
Why not?
Because...
Snare Drum: *Dih duh dih duh duh duh cheeh! *
You suck.

 

by PoopWiper22
5-07-01
Do you want something? Seriously. You are starting to scare me. Can you please just, like walk over there and not face in this general direction?
* FLAME! *
Damn your sinning soul! Stop looking at me! I'll smite your stupid looky loo ass off the damn planet!
RRggh!!!

 

by PoopWiper22
4-18-02
Hey clair...
Yeah?
Want to see my shlong?
Okay?
I'm a democrat.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
Osidio Left, Turtle Right.
First and foremost, you need to have a design document thats at least 20 pages long, complete with headers and information on every single thing in the game.
Of course, you will need to design the model-duplex shader texel morphers for the engine, because the mech game will need those for the weapon systems in the J-22's plate armor reflectors.
Hey, all I asked was if you wanted to help work on the game...
Work? .... What?

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
So whats this 'Red Bull' RPG thing about anyway?
Well, it's about these magical elves who hate forest loggers because they take away their 'mana' generated by the trees. Mana is 'RPG talk' for Magic *chuckle*
Wow, that story.... sucks balls. How the hell do you plan to adapt that into a video game people will actually want to play?
er...
The direction of Team Raedox takes a 180 degree turn.
Wow, I guess I hadn't really thought of that yet.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
Hey Snipe, you can use Photoshop, right? Do you think you could help me out with some skins for the game?
I can use Photoshop, but ya know... I'm real busy right now. I got a lot of things to do... sorry Osi
Hey Monkzor, you know at least a little about Photoshop, right? You've gotta know something about making computer games. Com'on, gimme a hand here man.
Sorry guy, I just really.... uh... I have to go wax my skateboard or something... Talk to me later
In a private message...
Man, I am so bored, I have nothing to do. How's about a game of CS?
Heh, you really know how to push my buttons. I'll get the lube.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
*tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*
tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*tinky*
Is that enough?
Yeah, you can stop now.
Hey! Where's my 5 dollars?

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
..........
........... now?
God damnit Tim, I told you before: just because we're identical twins doesnt mean it's okay to have ass sex together.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
** Snare drum high-hat crash! **
... And so I say "Suitcase trick? I thought that was an old war wound!!!"

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
Hey Kimmy, I just got back from the Doctors office.
Really? What were you doing there?
He said he had to 'test out a new medicinal instrument on me', So naturally I agreed.
... it wouldnt have happened to involve red and white fluids, would it?
What are you talking about?
Nothing. When It comes out, have a plastic bag ready.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
So we go into the bedroom, only to find two 6-year-old girls, fast asleep.
....... and?
Oh yeah, anyway; you wouldnt happen to have a couple of old sleeping bags, some gasoline and a pack of matches, would you?
The antics never stop with you George!

 

by PoopWiper22
8-12-02
Don't you think it's weird that we both have goatees?
No, not really.
Why do you say that?
Er..
I think a better question would be to ask why I have only 3 fingers.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-12-02
So Ching, you been gettin' any lately?
Yeah, I've gotten a few good customers. Some were hung like bottle nosed dolphins.
Yeah, my vagina is pretty stretched out and soggy nowadays.
Oh my god, is that pee running down your leg?
Yeah. It just sort of falls out now.

 

by PoopWiper22
8-12-02
Hyeh hyeh, so Jesus... If you are so all mighty, why are on on that cross? *hyuk cough hyeh*
You know what I'mah gonna do? I'm gonna go get som'ah mah buddehs from down at the trailer park, and we're gonna hang you from your balls! *Cough hyak*
GOD DAMNIT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! FUCKING NIGGER! YOU FUCKING GOUK ASSHOLE RAPING FUCK SHIT ASS MOTHER SHIT FUCK ASS SHITTY ASS NIGGER SPIK DICK ASS MOTHER GOUK DICK SHIT DEMOCRAT!!!!!!! AAAAAH!!!
?

 

by PoopWiper22
8-12-02
Hey Shondeek, how come we're, *gulp* you know, 'different'?
Well, people evolved in different climates, therefore their skin evolved into the color, texture, and oilness that best suits that type of climate.
Silly guy, we all know God created all people equal. By the way, whats that smell?
Eh?
Are you sure you weren't just shit out of God's ass?
Asshole.

 

by PoopWiper22
4-28-03
PLEASE STICK MY THREE INCH ERECT CLITORIS INTO YOUR PENIS HOLE!
I WANT YOU TO CUT OFF MY VAGINA AND SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT!

 

by PoopWiper22
12-02-03
Back home in Japan, me and my family have a tradition where we all get naked in the bathtub and shit on each other.
Then we throw up into dog dishes and make each other eat it while dad cooks up some fried chicken balls on the hibachi.
Asia is such a different place than America!
I got a boner.

 

by PoopWiper22
12-02-03
Fuck you!
No, Fuck YOU!
Can't we just be friends?
Okay! By not fighting we will increase our efficiency as human beings and therefore live a more optimized life!
Five minutes later...
......... FUCK YOU!

 

by PoopWiper22
12-02-03
Hey, my name is John and I go to computer science class! I LIKE TO PROGRAM STUFF!
Sometimes, when I am really bored, I will ask the teacher something I dont know about just to stall the class so that It will go by faster without all the technical mumbo-jumbo.
... what the hell is going on?

 

by PoopWiper22
12-02-03
Man, I'm so lonely! You're my only friend. You flicker in the night and it reminds me of the reason that I am alive. Sometimes I just lock my doors and scream.
Sometimes I wish society would just fall, because I'm tired of living in this facist society. All I can trust now is my own Emo and all of my Emo friends who I know to be truly righteous.
Now I scream into my microphone and burst into flames, to express my emotion of which I have more of than anyone else.
Get away from me emo fag.

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