The dail is stuck.

Author: PoopWiper22

Date: May 6, 2001

by PoopWiper22
5-06-01
..And now back to the Trinity Broadcasting Network, your 24 hour station for praisin' the lord. It's now time for our 5 o'clock special, "Singing hymns in countries that dont even speak English."
Oh lordy lord! You helped me through the hardest times oh oh yes! Hmm hmmm yeah yeah yeah *Choir: Yeah! Yeah! Praise Him Yeah!*
I would change the channel, but my hands are nailed to this fucking cross.
Translator: A laka shaka, koooba baka click click maka shookah! Blak Blak MooslyegIi! Yip yip yip yip!