Sick minds will love this one.

Author: PoopWiper22

Date: August 2, 2002

by PoopWiper22
8-02-02
Hey Kimmy, I just got back from the Doctors office.
Really? What were you doing there?
He said he had to 'test out a new medicinal instrument on me', So naturally I agreed.
... it wouldnt have happened to involve red and white fluids, would it?
What are you talking about?
Nothing. When It comes out, have a plastic bag ready.