The case of the stolen monkey

Author: Powello

Date: January 18, 2005

by Powello
1-18-05
After a night out on the piss Diamond and Arnoldi return home....
Monkey, monkey, monkey....
Diamond. You're clearly drunk. You keep sniffing Abbie's pants...
There's been a rape....
I've got a great idea. Take the monkey home, gag and blindfold it, then hold it to ransom...Fucking brilliant
The next day...
SERIOUSLY PAUL! IF I DON'T GET MY LTTLE CUDDLY WUDDLY BUDDLY MONKEY BACK THE WORLD IS GONNA END. GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME AND THE APOCOLYPSE WILL BEGIN!
First I've heard of it. Clearly all the work of Diamond and him alone....