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by Powello
1-05-05
Mate, Caroline is so fit!
Your not wrong. Her sweet Irish drones do it for me evertime

 

by Powello
1-05-05
Ian and Arnoldi are wasting another day...letching over their hosemates
Mate, Caroline is so fit!
Your not wrong. Her sweet Irish drones do it for me everytime!
....Dave arrives on the scene to put the world to rights
Listen you two. You need to snap out of it. Your taste is Shabby Alonso!
Abbey's well fit.....

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Dave and Arnoldi are psycho-analysing the Kirsty Roberts.....
Mate, Kirsty and Hodges?! What's his secret?
He's a fat cunt, he stinks, he's foul-mouthed and racist.....
His cock's like a baby's arm holding an apple...

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Arnoldi is just recovering from meeting Hodges for a quiet drink....
Mate, what's wrong. You look like you've just seen a dog
It's Hodges. He's just told me that I'm fatter than him and then threatened to rape my Mum....
Dave attempts to defend the indefensible.....
Lighten up you big gay! Hodges is quality. One of the best blokes I know.....
Later that day Dave bumps into Hodges.....
Dave you Albino cunt, I'm gonna bite your teeth out!!!
Fucking Hodges...

 

by Powello
1-06-05
It's Friday night. Goth Laura has just left the Wedge and Indian is helping her trawl for black cock....
I can't wait for a big healthy dollop of black cock....
Don't worry luv. I'll get you sorted...
Indian, where is all the black cock?
Then the penny drops.....
Alright Janine......

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Indian and George Smith are on holiday in Africa
I fucking love Africa, don't you Smudger?
Yeah it's fucking brilliant. Shame about all the nigs though....
Oooo. Racist! Hang on... where are all the fucking boons?
Then the penny drops...
Alright Janine....

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Alright Train....
Like the beard....
Is Train gay?

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Diamond and Arnoldi are chewing the fat.....
Easy mate. Just saw Train.
Oh yeah? How is the old boy?
Yeah, yeah. He's well. Not sure about the new image though....
Later that day....
Train! What the fuck! Are you knocking one out?!!

 

by Powello
1-06-05
Hodges is sharing tales of roasts and Loughborough with Arnoldi...
When I go back to Loughborough I swear I'm gonna be nuts deep in fresher ass before you can say "HODGGGEESS!!!!
Yeah, yeah Hodges....
Up in Loughborough Hodges begins to work his charms..........
COME 'ER YOU SEXY LITTLE PIECE OF ASS OR I'LL BITE YOUR TEETH OUT!!!!! ARRRRGGH ARRRGH ARGH ARRRRGHHH
Has that guy got a voice box?!
So Hodges. How are things with the freshers?
Don't disturb me when I'm eating Frey Bentos...

 

by Powello
1-18-05
Its Tuesday, and Diamond is letting Arnoldi in on the good news.....
Mate, have you heard? The big man is down this weekend. Hodges!!!! Hodges!!!!
Fucking brilliant. I love Hodges. One day he'll be Godfather to my kids.
That weekend.....
Seriously. I guarentee you and your mate three orgasms. No word of a lie. I'll rip you apart and bite your teeth out. RAPE RAPE RAPE. RARARA. DOUBLE ENDERRRRRR!!!!
Fuck sake! Hodges.... What's wrong with him?
Kirsty is clearly getting black cock

 

by Powello
1-18-05
After a night out on the piss Diamond and Arnoldi return home....
Monkey, monkey, monkey....
Diamond. You're clearly drunk. You keep sniffing Abbie's pants...
There's been a rape....
I've got a great idea. Take the monkey home, gag and blindfold it, then hold it to ransom...Fucking brilliant
The next day...
SERIOUSLY PAUL! IF I DON'T GET MY LTTLE CUDDLY WUDDLY BUDDLY MONKEY BACK THE WORLD IS GONNA END. GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME AND THE APOCOLYPSE WILL BEGIN!
First I've heard of it. Clearly all the work of Diamond and him alone....

 

by Powello
1-18-05
Dave. You cunt. I can't believe what you did. Just make sure my mokey wunky is in one piece. You're lucky you're not in jail. But you will go to hell. I'll make sure of it.
Poor old George Stiff...
Paul. You cunt. I can't believe you call my little wittle sweety weety-deety george worgy smith "Stuffer". You will go to hell with Dave. I'll make sure God sees to it.
Poor old Stuffer....How does he put up with it?
Years later in Hell.....
Stuffer, how could you handle Monica? She's more touchy than Gary Glitter....
She me let me go through her every night...

 

by Powello
1-21-05
Stuffer and Diamond are sharing the secrets of their success...
Brilliant stuff Stuffer. Our little plan has been coming on nicely. The little kids love "Mr Tiggles"
Yeah, I know. They love to stroke him. Let's go out and lure some more back home....
But the day proves to be a lean one....
Can't belive it Smudger. There's not even one underager around. What's going on...
I smell a rat....
Then everything becomes clear....
Trixy you dirty little underager. Where have you been all day?
I've been with Brad Pitt and this Indian guy. They let me touch their special snakes....

 

by Powello
1-21-05
After discovering the dirtywork of Indian and Arnoldi Diamond, Smith and Mr Tiggles plan a little retribution..
Right Stiffer. Everything is in place. The trap has been set...
Flack Flack Flack Attack!!!!
That was some sweet stuff Trixy you dirty little ho. Have you been doing pelvic floor exercises?
Then the awful truth becomes clear....
HAHAHA!!! IT'S ME HOODDDGGGEEESS. RA RARA RA

 

by Powello
1-24-05
"Spaceman" Diamond and Indian are discussing GL's new zest for life....
Alright Indian. Like the new image? How's GL today? She seemd full of beans yesterday...
Yeah tell me about it. She's like a child with a new toy...
Hold the phone... What'sthat noise coming from GL's room?...
Ya ya. Snell, snell. Ich wona scheister, schiester
Then the penny drops....
Fucking nigs

 

by Powello
1-24-05
Diamond and Indian are discussing GL's new zest for life....
Alright Indian. Back to what I know best. How's GL today? She seemd full of black beans yesterday...
Yeah tell me about it. She's like a child with a new sex toy...
Deja vu per chance?...
Wait a minute... Not again surely. Diamond, fire up the cross...
Ya ya. I habe eine big O. Scheister, schiester
Then the dreadful truth hits home....
Fucking Hodges....

 

by Powello
1-24-05
After using stripcreator in a vain attempt to slip it to RAC Jo, Arnoldi is finding his mates a bit monotonous....
Mate, come on. Please forgive me...
Fucking fat handed sell out....
Smith, not you too....
There no way I'm talking to Redface....He's such a sell out...
Fortunately, in times of trouble, Hodges provides a shoulder to lean on.....
Arnoldi you fat cunt. You're fatter than me. ARRRRRRGGGHHHH. You CCCUUNNTT. I'm gonna bite your teeth out then rape your mum. RARARARARA
Fucking Hodges.... I'm such a sell out

 

by Powello
1-24-05
On a sex ban, Diamond decides to follow the crowd...
Diamond, what the fuck are you doing?..
Well GL has been going through everyone. Thought I'd give it a shot...
Hey GL..hang on...bet that's Arnoldi...
Ya ya ya! Ze biten Retto Ziegler...
This is geting ridiculous....

 

by Powello
1-25-05
Help help RAPE RAPE!!!
What the fuck... That better not be Diamond or Smith...You OK GL?
Ya ya. Ich fine. Ich habe eine nightmare about a guy with a briefcase and a tabby cat...
Fair enough. But you know about the boy who cried wolf. Nobody came to his aid when the wolf actually turned up.....
With Arnoldi's words of advice ringing in her ears GL answers a knock at her door....
Sheister.....

 

by Powello
2-04-05
Following the lead from Shelley Newton and Arnoldi's housemates, GL is bigging Diamond to his face.....
Dave, you are such a brilliant bloke. Such a nice guy. You're basically amazing...Everyone says so...
Yeah, I know. I get this a lot to tell you the truth...I'm fucking brilliant
Unhappy with Diamond's new found saintly status, Strike team hod an urgent meeting....
Listen mate, something's gotta be done about Diamond. He's getting bigged so much his ego has spiralled out of control...
I know just the man for the job....
Later that day, Diamond is brought back to earth with a handsome bump...
I've shagged a dozen girls before breakfast....
I'm a sorry excuse for a man...Fucking Joe Evans...

 

by Powello
2-04-05
Its Wednesday and Arnoldi is preaching to Indian....
Mate, I'm gonna stop pesting Caroline. Her soothing Irish tones are not for me anymore.....
This is clearly bollocks....
...and to Diamond....
Mate, seriously... I can guarentee that I'm not gonna be pesting Caroline anymore. She's not for me...That's the GHT
I'm not buying this for a fucking second...
...but later that same day....
Please, please sleep with me you gorgeous sexy little Emerald Isle angel....

 

by Powello
2-10-05
A week before he is due to go to Holland, Hodges is having a word in Diamond's shell-like ear....
Diamond you albino CUUUUNNNNTTTT!!!! I'm off to 'Dam to rip the back out of a PROSSER!!! RARARARARA!!!
Brilliant! You are surely the best man I know....
Later that day, after Diamond grasses on Hodges, Special K stands by her man....
Dave, there's absolutely no way my little wittle Pauly Wauly would ever sleep with a whore......
For fuck's sake. Is Kirsty some kind of mug.
But in Amsterdam, Diamond's concerns are laid to rest.....
Oi prosser!! How much for a DOUBLE ENDER!!! Orgasm guarenteed!! RARARARARARA!!!
There's absolutely no way I'm shagging you, you massively fat cunt.....Save your money for another pie...

 

by Powello
2-10-05
George has some good news for Seb Newton....
Seb, this weekend is gonna be world class. The big man's down...Fyfford....Brilliant!
........
And it just keeps on coming.....
Yeah Seb, Its gonna be world class...HODGES is coming. HODGES and FYFFORD. Brilliant....
...............
Until the final straw.....
Seb You massive CCCUUUUUUUNTT. Its me Hodges. Get your ass down here so I can bite your teeth out....RARARA
Fucking Hodges....

 

by Powello
2-14-05
Its Valentines Day and Diamond and Arnoldi are engaging in the usual banter....
Came down this morning and I couldn't open my door....
Lost your key?
I came down this morning and couldn't open my door, because I'd lost me key!
Brilliant
But the joke has a sting in the tail....
Came down this morning and I couldn't open my door.....
Fucking Joe Evans.....

 

by Powello
3-03-05
With nothing better to do, Diamond is prying into Arnoldi's private life.......
OIIII OIIIII!!!! How's it going with Fit Jo. You knobbed her yet?!!! Wheeeeeyyyyy!!!
Alright Diamond. Nah. Its going well good. Playing the long game though so none of the obvious yet.
But the next day concerns are being raised about FJ's where-a-bouts.....
She hasn't been in to work for a while. I'm not bother though. She's probably got love sickness cos I'm such a ledge!!! Wheyheehey
Yeah, probably...Could be that and a bit a flu-there's a lot of it going around....
But the truth hasn't escaped Diamond....
.....and by a lot of it going around I mean BLACK COCK!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

 

by Powello
3-03-05
Back at home Diamond is having a good old laugh at his good mate's expense.....
Hahaha....FJ is off work getting black cock. Poor old Bari...
Then the phone rings....
Hello, Mr Powell. Its Bond Pearce. Unfortunately Claire hasn't been into work for the past three weeks...Do you know what's wrong with her...
Fuck

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