The ego has landed

Author: Powello

Date: February 4, 2005

by Powello
2-04-05
Following the lead from Shelley Newton and Arnoldi's housemates, GL is bigging Diamond to his face.....
Dave, you are such a brilliant bloke. Such a nice guy. You're basically amazing...Everyone says so...
Yeah, I know. I get this a lot to tell you the truth...I'm fucking brilliant
Unhappy with Diamond's new found saintly status, Strike team hod an urgent meeting....
Listen mate, something's gotta be done about Diamond. He's getting bigged so much his ego has spiralled out of control...
I know just the man for the job....
Later that day, Diamond is brought back to earth with a handsome bump...
I've shagged a dozen girls before breakfast....
I'm a sorry excuse for a man...Fucking Joe Evans...