Ostrich jokester

Author: Prankenstein

Date: June 13, 2006

by Prankenstein
6-13-06
Dear recipient, I have randomly sent you my rare blue-feathered talking ostrich...
...It is priceless so do not harm him, the only reason I have sent you him is that I am dying...
Knock Knock!
...from his endless corny knock knock jocks. Oh my god, kill me now!!!