Melvin the Alcoholic

Author: Prankenstein

Date: June 14, 2006

by Prankenstein
6-14-06
Hey, Jane! Would you ever consider going on a date with Melvin?
Uhh... sure, if he promises not to drink during the night.
OK, I got you a date with Jane, but you can't have any liquor the whole night. Do you think you can do that?
I suppose I could try.
I'm so trashed.
I'm so leaving...